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Miss Demotivational Poster

YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it

TAGS: mission impossible mind f***
Rating: 4.8/5

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Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:52 am
Thank god for my friends XD and their insane willingness to do whatever
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:50 pm
I teach 8th grade and I'm going to have my students do this to a Substitute.
sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:49 pm
i wanna do this!
MysteriousWoman5150 - July 22, 2011, 6:24 pm
Funny as Hell!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2011, 5:33 pm

Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 2:08 pm
Sounds like something I'd do...

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE - Do pencils misspell words ?

TAGS: guns kill kill pencils misspell
Rating: 4.53/5

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mariand - September 5, 2011, 1:32 am
lol...dude, now I know who is to blame...
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:14 am
LMAO. Or drugs Ozzy, well never mind that's different...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:11 am
Yep, the same way a fork makes Rosie O'Donnell fat.


TAGS: ill miss you
Rating: 4.97/5

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forseti - June 21, 2011, 4:01 pm
nice one!!

1st Contact -

TAGS: indian missionary god sin hell
Rating: 4.06/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 18, 2015, 10:00 pm
So you wouldn't be cutting off your children's heads in order to apease the good of corn.
boston - April 6, 2015, 3:52 pm
d*** good question
concern3 - March 13, 2015, 6:02 am
Excellent 5er


TAGS: missing teeth stupid grin hillbilly
Rating: 4.48/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:18 am
Agreed .. 5L


TAGS: joplin missouri tornado rapture
Rating: 2.33/5

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champ99 - May 27, 2011, 9:51 am
Glad that you came through unscathed Zook. Yes bad timing, I learned the hard way. Also, as I said earlier, I will be in your area visiting friends and family that I have there in Joplin. Have a great weekend!
Dill - May 26, 2011, 11:03 pm
I "air quote" while I'm talking too. It's so annoying!!
Zook - May 26, 2011, 7:26 pm
As a proud resident of the Joplin, Mo area, I had the same reaction about the rapture being a little late or whatever. Lucky the only thing I lost was my cable. 5L, solid poster, timing is just a bit off.
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 10:36 am
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 10:36 am
Jeeze, if it offends so many, the mods have my permission to delete it. Even I gave it 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 25, 2011, 7:33 am
I wouldn't say "No" sacred Cows.......
Dill - May 25, 2011, 12:33 am
Dill - May 25, 2011, 12:29 am
It seems to me that there are no sacred cows here on Motifake...the world is fair game and I don't people mean to personally disrespect. When I saw this picture the "rapture" was the first thing I thought of... my heart goes out to all those people.
rerun - May 24, 2011, 8:48 pm

guess he is jealous. words like "***k" & "****" tell me we are dealing with a juvenile
rerun - May 24, 2011, 8:47 pm

that the best you have?
pzykosiz - May 24, 2011, 8:16 pm
bad move dude, bad move
redhalo - May 24, 2011, 8:01 pm
Someone needs to rapture your ***k and shove it down your throat. Life is short...and so is your I.Q. and probably your ****.
redhalo - May 24, 2011, 8:01 pm
Someone needs to rapture your ***k and shove it down your throat. Life is short...and so is your I.Q. and probably your ****.
rerun - May 24, 2011, 7:23 pm

somebody needs a nap, sweet dreams sugerlips.
robomonkey - May 24, 2011, 7:13 pm
Last thing people need right now. Yeah making fun of someone's dead family member is really great to make fun of. Don't just chill, shut it.
tomtom70 - May 23, 2011, 8:42 pm
champ99 - May 23, 2011, 7:00 pm
I have friends and family there also AND am going there this memorial weekend to help them out. Are you? Chill.
rerun - May 23, 2011, 6:42 pm

he did and this is what he came up with. Chill out or find another place to play. We make fun of everything here, life is too short.
rplouv - May 23, 2011, 5:49 pm
REALLY !?!?!?!? Why dont you guys go to Joplin (like my brothers and sisters are) and help with the search & rescue efforts..... It is total destruction, many lives lost and very little if no warning at all... put yourself in there place

INCOMPETENCE: - It can happen even if you do your job TOO well....

TAGS: missing camo
Rating: 4.38/5

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my wife went shopping yesterday -

TAGS: missing wife men
Rating: 4.79/5

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jonny5 - July 27, 2014, 9:42 pm
There is a reward for the return of vehicle unharmed.

AIRMAN - On A Mission From Day One

TAGS: airman fly mission
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:17 pm
Do you still have the outfit as a momento?
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:25 am
you even got my good side.. lol
GaryO - June 30, 2012, 7:53 pm
Figures, always was a poster child.

HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it

TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


TAGS: disappear anyone miss
Rating: 4.62/5

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Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 10:57 am
Hey LA, I'd miss you :)
tellitlikeitis - October 12, 2011, 10:50 pm
LA... you're posters are great, but I must say, are so very sad.

SELECTIVE OUTRAGE - Absolute proof that the words spoken do not cause offensive but who is speaking the words causes the offense. Liberal hypocrisy at its finest.

TAGS: liberals obama miss california hypocrisy
Rating: 3.23/5

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Bah - October 23, 2009, 12:27 pm
This is a prime example of why I hope things will change for the better over the coming decades. As larger sections of the voting population become internet savvy, hypocrisy will be harder and harder to get away with. Here's to the future!
WTFO - September 25, 2009, 1:44 am
Jack, why does it matter who the people are? I thought we were all equal in the US. The point is that the very same statement was viciously attacked by the left when she said it and ignored when the leftist presidential candidate said it. True hypocrisy.
jackson - September 19, 2009, 12:32 pm
uh maybe cos hes the f***in president and shes a beauty bimbo?
Zed - September 5, 2009, 2:40 am
Claire, try "a$sa$sinated"
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:20 am
I had May on the teaser card.
Claire - September 5, 2009, 1:10 am
OK, seriously? I can't say, "assassinated?!"
Claire - September 5, 2009, 1:09 am
I'm surprised he hasn't been a**assinated yet by some neo-nazi.
WTFO - June 25, 2009, 12:40 am
Mr. Random, thanks for chiming in. You are right on the money. Neither side is perfect but Hollywood and major media outlets believe the POTUS is. The Newsweek editor called Obama God. That is scary and is too close to state run media for my taste.
MrRandom - June 24, 2009, 9:53 pm
, too many people are simply stupid or ignorant and neither side is flawless.
MrRandom - June 24, 2009, 9:52 pm
Despite my own liberal views, I agree wholeheartedly with this, and would also like to bring up that there are way too many uninformed on this, Hollywood being a prime example. I recall Sean Penn mentioning new hope for g** marriage with Obama in office
Jmac0585 - June 1, 2009, 4:53 pm
I'd just like to add that... holy smokes she h**.
LogicDude - May 30, 2009, 3:47 pm
Back to Sean, I mean Charlie - can I be Bosley?
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 2:32 am
Sean, your a weird guy. Funny but weird. Haar, fair points but I'm not sure I agree that Wilson was that intelligent.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:26 am
I don't believe that the party hacks nominate intelligent people. I do believe they nominate people who are pliable & charismatic. Coalition builders. I also believe the last POTUS with any real intelligence was Wilson, but he couldn't build a coa
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:24 am
So the message gets diluted in the party rhetoric at some point, and these guys are no more than party mouthpieces. If I seem disillusioned, I am. I think I have reason to be, having known some of these guys for forever, and watching them change.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:19 am
Congressman. I had the honor of having breakfast with the current governor in 2000 the morning after he lost his race for the senate. I've seen every one of these guys become a polished, non-committal politico. It's unfortunate, but it's the system.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:16 am
My only real position is that the political arena has become dominated by speech writers who excel at making no commitments and the television personalities. Grooming. I saw it in the last 3 governors in my state, the last 3 elected senators, and my
Sean - May 30, 2009, 1:04 am
But I took the Angels away from all of that. They work for me now, and my name is Charlie. *cue really cool 70's music*
Sean - May 30, 2009, 1:03 am
WTFO wrote: "They will constantly pass the buck, it's the only way they've gained power. Since they don't have a defendable position, they resort to hate, smear tactics and blame. " ...
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 1:01 am
BTW, Haar. While Pres Bush was a poor speaker (to be honest Obama is a poor speaker too, but a good reader) the last POTUS was not dumb as you suggest. His policies kept this nation safe from a 2nd attack. How about a little gratitude or r u that hateful?
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:59 am
was intentional so they could use it in the campaign in 2008. Dems were on the take from Fannie Mae (Dodd, Clinton, Kerry and yes Obama too). They have jammed their socialist agenda right up Lady Liberty's a** and our kids are going to pay the bills.
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:57 am
they went wild on earmark spending and tied them to projects Pres Bush had to sign (like GWOT spending bills). They also ignored the pending housing and banking market crash that they were warned about by Bush and McCain. I wouldn't be surprised if that
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:55 am
...and military that Clinton underfunded for 8 years). Also he fought 2 wars to remove the Taliban and the evil dictator Saddam. Also, they had to build DHS. From 2007-2008 the Dems held Congress (by lying and demonizing Bush versus any real position) and
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:54 am
They will constantly pass the buck, it's the only way they've gained power. Since they don't have a defendable position, they resort to hate, smear tactics and blame. 2001-2006 the Reps spent a lot of tax dollars (partly to rebuild the CIA & milit
Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 2:41 pm
For example will it be on Dec 15, 2009, that the Dems in power will say, "From now on it's us," or will the continue to pass the buck?
Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 2:39 pm
Can a Dem or Lib tell me what the official date will be when you can quit blaming Rep and Bush for the current mess? By current, I mean any given moment, as opposed to the financial mess of late 2007-2009.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 2:21 pm
Much like the current economic woes, though the Republicans had the presidency, they have found a way to avoid responsibility by blaming the Democrats in Congress. Creative, if not entirely accurate. Feh. Responsibility and facts, who needs them?
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 2:17 pm
Meaning, the Republicans will find another breathing Homer Simpson and win. There is no middle, there is only the whimpering right and the sniveling left. And their followers, NONE of whom claim responsibility.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 2:14 pm
Fortunately for the Republican Party, Americans have such short attention spans. They'll have forgotten about Bush by 2012. In the 2008 election, the Dems could have put up Britney Spears and won handily. Same thing next election.
Cheech - May 28, 2009, 1:59 pm
were treated this past election. The Democrats/Liberals are nothing but a bunch of hypocritical nut jobs. Fortunatley they are doing such a piss poor job that I doubt there will be a second term. Probably a number of terms before a Dem wins again.
Cheech - May 28, 2009, 1:56 pm
current situation with SotoMayor it is great her long road of struggle but it wasn't convenient to point it out for a recent republican appointee (I forget his name) who had a much more storied past it never got mentioned. Never mind the way the women
Cheech - May 28, 2009, 1:49 pm
This is about as accurate as you can get in an example of what is going on with the majority of the media and it's Leftist influence. They think it is great when it is to their convenience and horrible when someone else says something. Just look at the
WTFO - May 25, 2009, 1:47 am
I agree with you, Sean. She was sincere and respectful of those who disagree with her position. She didn't deserve the abuse. I still find it strange that those same attackers are silent on the fact that Pres Obama holds the same belief.
Sean - May 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Just saw her actual quote. She deserved better than to be used or abused as media fodder. Her answer, which I happen to disagree with strongly, was heartfelt and sincere. She even expressed her honest answer with genuine sensitivity.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 6:15 pm
exact sentiment expressed by any Dem, in this case the Pres, is largely ignored. I think the Far-Left Loons are vicious hate-mongering attack dogs. This was in no way an attack on BHO and shouldn't be viewed as such.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 6:13 pm
I think he came out of the closet already, but that's neither here nor there. This was intended to point out how this poor woman was brutally attacked for stating the majority opinion in her state (Prop 8) as well as the opinion of BHO, while when the
Sean - April 30, 2009, 6:00 pm
Maybe I'm just being b****y (sobriety does that to me), but with a closet Marxist in the White House, it just seems that you've got bigger fish to fry.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Sean, I'm not sure I'm tracking on what your talking about.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Almost forgot, thanks Sil.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 5:46 pm
Really? No point too small then, eh?
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:20 pm
Sean, I put together the pics. So yea, I can believe it.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:20 pm
Marduke. Are you completely stupid?? They both have the same position on the topic. One has power to set policy but not an utter from the liberal loons. The other has no power and she was viciously attacked by dumbasses like you.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 2:16 pm
Can you believe someone actually put together the original pic?
Marduke - April 30, 2009, 2:04 pm
Let's see comparing the two comments where 1 has only made minimal statements and the other has talked at length about what he feels personally as well as what he supports as POTUS, yeah that's the same, you betcha. Conservative stupidity strikes again...
Sil - April 30, 2009, 9:08 am
Well said-or written in this case.

I met my soulmate she didn't. -

TAGS: six word stories miss met soulmate she
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - August 4, 2014, 11:26 pm
Greybeard - August 4, 2014, 11:15 pm
The ugly truth...
Rick69 - August 4, 2014, 9:27 pm
Place the doll in a furnace, "There."
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 7:52 pm
Show me, on the doll, where it hurts.


TAGS: oak re submission for this site
Rating: 3.59/5

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The Goat - September 30, 2009, 3:21 am
I learned this one as: When all your dreams go up in smoke When your rewards are few Remember that the mighty oak Was once a nut like you!

365 FOOLS -

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - If your mission was to be a complete douche, then yes, mission accomplished indeed.

TAGS: bush mission accomplished douche
Rating: 2.27/5

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Kissbiff - May 24, 2009, 10:08 am

FLYING - learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

TAGS: flying throwing ground miss
Rating: 4.32/5

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Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:27 pm
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy... Nuff' said.
PumaAdder - February 25, 2011, 12:29 am
Douglas Adams FTW! 5L

YOU ARE IN IRANIAN AIRSPACE - Identify yourself / This is a US Marine F18 I am in Iraqi airspace / Depart now or we launch aircraft / Send em up, I'll wait

PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.

TAGS: back in my day the controllers were made out of wood and we used them to hit this ball and if you missed you had to go find the ball blah blah blah
Rating: 4.26/5

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Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that sh** at blocks, much like Space Invaders.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:40 pm
A little BC skunks can make anything fun! 5 Lions Space!
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 10:56 pm
Oh yea! old games rock!
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 6:14 pm
Those classic games can bring hours of injoyment. Aren't they grand?
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 5:59 pm
OMFG!Skarrde I am so lyke that two!! Pong rocks! I injoy space invaders two. How bout you?
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 3:34 am
not me! I would injoy it to much!

DENIED - I thought it was funny, it was not. You denied my submission, thanks alot.

TAGS: denied poem funny motifake submission
Rating: 4.77/5

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rerun - November 28, 2010, 5:37 pm

The entire tattoo....or just Denied?
Donkasaurus - November 28, 2010, 4:12 pm
This poster is UNDENIABLY one of the best I've ever seen. 5 lions for you sir!
Cubbybear - September 15, 2010, 1:06 am
Nice...5 pandas
CleverUserName - September 15, 2010, 12:42 am
The last time I walked into a church the priest just kinda stared at me...then collapsed..as for the Dark Corner..hrmm...sounds fun, maybe I can mapquest it..
MrRandom - September 15, 2010, 12:35 am
Don't be afraid of whats in that dark corner. Embrace it. But avoid the voices. They tell you to do bad things. My local church is still pissed off at me.
5150monkeylove - September 15, 2010, 12:22 am
top notch!
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 12:20 am
You'll find that the best come from deep inside... not the place that makes people write lame poetry... the other corner... that dark one.
CleverUserName - September 14, 2010, 11:55 pm
Thanks for the compliments, glad I finally got one people like heh.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 9:52 pm

this is really good. congrats dude...you learned from the comments rather than timmy'd out. nice!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 8:33 pm
Rejection only makes us try harder....just ask and transplant recipient.
GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 8:16 pm
and look what you came back with!! see, aren't you glad? this is a much better caption of the bear expression with this text...5L,
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:07 pm
Sorry, friend... it happens to everyone. It's subjective, and very hit-and-miss.
tellitlikeitis - September 14, 2010, 8:04 pm
Ain't that the truth!



TAGS: miss you broken heart away
Rating: 4.1/5

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Reality Lord - October 9, 2011, 12:07 pm

best way to get over somebody is to get under some body. ...and don't go making that into a poster.


TAGS: loneliness company miss
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 8:34 pm
mariand - July 18, 2011, 4:44 pm
I like it...
gas - July 12, 2011, 5:39 pm
spacedog - July 12, 2011, 5:36 pm
Beautiful! 5L


TAGS: calendar i miss leo lion
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 1, 2012, 5:46 pm
Nice one Cavey.
CloudchaserS - October 1, 2012, 11:29 am
I'm 40 and I still have "Brownie," a plush beagle I adored when I was three.


TAGS: **** submission
Rating: 4.74/5

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Derek - June 9, 2011, 7:43 pm
Perhaps should have been submitted to "Dig My Dog"


Gilgamesh -

TAGS: anime fate stay night sword missile launcher
Rating: 3.18/5

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mihawk13 - May 10, 2011, 10:44 pm
It's from Fate/Stay Night, an anime about a war that takes place every so many years. Gilgamesh is statistically the most powerful warrior in the series. He's also a massive douchebag. I'd like to thank whoever made this though, you are my hero.
culos - February 14, 2011, 7:04 am
I'm proud to say that I haven't got a clue
mirage183 - February 14, 2011, 3:20 am
What is this pic from?

SHOOT FOR THE MOON - If you miss, you'll land among the stars.

ELISABETH SLADEN - R.I.P Sarah Jane Smith The T.A.R.D.I.S. is waiting for one more adventure.

I MISS YOU - Sometimes the best memories are sad, because you know they will never happen again.

TAGS: miss you
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - July 1, 2013, 1:50 pm
Very nice. 5L
Hawamleh - September 11, 2011, 3:12 pm
Motifakes, fueling my alcoholism since 2010.
Sean - September 11, 2011, 12:24 pm
Let's see now ... here's what you're doing wrong. A beautiful woman is on her knees and you ... what? Bend down to kiss her? Wow that's some closet you got there ... is it a walk it?
MaxxZ - September 10, 2011, 5:41 pm
rerun - September 10, 2011, 10:44 am

beautiful, post at twist as well
mariand - September 10, 2011, 10:39 am


TAGS: mission mormons moon february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.35/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:45 pm
Ron's a solution man!
sheiksaws - February 3, 2010, 12:47 am
HAAHAA love this one brother Ron.
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 9:21 pm
But that would make them Moonies,,,just sayin'
spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:19 pm
LOL! Nice work Ron, 5Ls. Mormons on the Moon and Jehovahs on...Jupiter?
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:21 pm
And this from Mr. Utah...5L
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:15 pm
Don't I wish 5L

THINK NOBODY CARES YOU ARE ALIVE - Try missing a couple of car payments ...

TAGS: nobody cares alive miss payments
Rating: 4.22/5

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440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:47 pm
even like in the dells when your house washes out o the lake.
Budog - July 12, 2011, 11:22 pm
That, or don't file or pay your taxes, even if you are dead they will still come after you when it's the government. I just say, well I'll see you in hell...
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:20 pm
never gets old

SMOKE ANGELS - Courtesy of the US Air Force.

TAGS: air force fighter pilot jet missile vortex smoke angel
Rating: 3.31/5

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lesterinside - January 29, 2010, 8:47 pm
More Taxes to support US Airforce Artist a**ociation.

HIGGS BOSON - Will speak with you now

TAGS: higgs boson norway missile
Rating: 1.71/5

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agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 7:47 pm
I know.... a serious rash of them!
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 7:46 pm
Yes, but it's always nice to see Russian missile failure twice
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 7:42 pm
Hey, its "lets reuse poster day"!!! YAY!!!!


TAGS: missing
Rating: 4.76/5

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concern3 - June 23, 2015, 7:39 am
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 9:55 pm
Actually, she jumped first and the others bounced up from the impact.
Iconoclast - April 22, 2011, 9:52 pm
Her boyfriend arrived and she went off into the woods with him.
Feasibly - April 22, 2011, 9:09 pm
She just didn't quite get the altitude the others got...her hair is still in jump mode. ;)
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 8:31 pm
Hey she swung her arms a little...

DEFINITION: BAD DAY - Getting hit by a train AND having your dead carcass flung on top of a transmission pole.

TAGS: deer bad day train transmission pole dead
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:01 pm
Not that the dead care. Many of the big cats drag their prey into trees. Any puma in that locale?


MR. ANDERSON - escapes yet again.

TAGS: the matrix edited missed
Rating: 3.35/5

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Dairmid - December 28, 2010, 8:02 am
That's really funny. Thanks for creating.


TAGS: cannibals humor missionary
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:08 pm
Thank you.. : )
Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:07 pm
Thank you all for the kind comments and rating. : )
MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 9:50 am
co(religifake)ugh so I can give it another 5L!
ughomer - December 2, 2012, 9:04 am
Dig that new avatar, Greybeard!


TAGS: cruise missle braves fans
Rating: 4.85/5

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agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 7:41 pm

Barroom Literacy -

TAGS: mississippi chico marx spelling bee
Rating: 4.73/5

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GaryO - July 21, 2015, 9:04 am
I think there's enough 'templates'...(just scroll thru my posters and grab some cells)
pzykosiz - July 21, 2015, 8:59 am
we could almost use a generator for these. or maybe some templates
Oldsod - June 25, 2015, 6:19 pm
Pfft...all I did was hork your stuff. Pales imitation, at best.
concern3 - June 25, 2015, 5:20 am
That's wonderful, It does take a master to play the Chico card in this day and age.
GaryO - June 24, 2015, 10:49 pm
Suddenly a new master....and heir apparent appears... you wear the mantle well, Olsuds


TAGS: world piece peace missing pzy
Rating: 4.11/5

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djinnyf - March 29, 2011, 8:03 am
Beautiful! xx
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:04 pm
Very nice.5L

MISSING ELF - Santa we have a problem


TAGS: worst part missing
Rating: 3.58/5

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BrokenEye - August 10, 2010, 11:03 pm
I don't know. A lot of censors make a d*** good effort to let us know EXACTLY what we're missing, while still making us miss it

YOU DIDN'T NEED A PASSPORT - the last time you came to France? Impossible Well Sir, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach There were no Frenchmen to take it

TAGS: mr motifake please scrap the prior with the misspell
Rating: 3.35/5

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Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 10:11 pm
Well, time has changed, old man ! thx anyway

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... - ...here's Miss Afghanistan!

TAGS: miss afghanistan
Rating: 3.06/5

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richter - November 6, 2011, 1:23 am
(translated) "i want peace to all the pixels of our nation...."
Zagato - February 21, 2010, 11:23 pm
too much skin, what a wh***.

IRANIAN MISSLES - Thank God they're made with Russian parts.

TAGS: iranian missiles russian
Rating: 2.08/5

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max841982 - December 15, 2010, 6:20 pm
If they were made in soviet union, US wouldn't exist...
Fucktard - December 24, 2008, 10:45 am
Russian components, American components... ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!!!
Culos - December 24, 2008, 10:33 am
First of all these are weapons of a** destruction, secondly the parts came from France.....

Emissions -

TAGS: emission vw cars scandal hitler
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - September 30, 2015, 9:57 am
maoworks2 - September 30, 2015, 9:49 am
Gooding One .
JesusWept - September 28, 2015, 8:46 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - September 27, 2015, 5:09 pm
funny a 5er


WTF! -

FLYING - is not dangerous Crashing is dangerous

TAGS: night mission
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2010, 12:16 pm
God, I hope that's sarcasm.
andnowforme0 - October 16, 2010, 11:57 am
man if if weren't for gravity, we wouldn't even need airplanes! Stupid gravity!
ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yep, I can tell you the cause of d*** near every airplane crash...... Gravity.


BestBuy Employees II -

Saskatchewan Pose -

SOMETIMES - the perfect gift comes along

TAGS: misspriss wine glass
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:08 pm
No seriously 5L for the poster...luv it!
MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:06 pm
Okay airman....5L for the poster...certainly NOT for giving me just the d*** glass! tee hic

Hug An Aussie -

TAGS: official day australia permission
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 10:25 am
Looks like a win-win situation for both of you...bahaha.
caveman - April 26, 2013, 12:04 am
I approve of this day


TAGS: missing you
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

culos - October 15, 2010, 5:40 pm
He missed her bush and came on her t***?
Airman - October 15, 2010, 5:34 pm
He mis-bushes her?
Sean - October 15, 2010, 4:10 pm
No no no. That graffiti is years old. When he wrote that, the tree was not so big, more of a bush, really.
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:43 am
definitely gonna need to reload, she's a big girl and can take a bullet or two
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 9:35 am
Is he trying to say that shooting her would not be mistreating her??.....Wait, is she Rosie O'Donnell?
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:32 am
anexoria, what's your point?...he missed her, reload, fire again
anexboard - October 15, 2010, 6:47 am
You missed the point. It's a visual. I miss Tree- her. for I mistreat her.


TAGS: miss popular
Rating: 4.72/5

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ObviouslyRedneck - February 29, 2012, 2:27 pm
Oh so true..
ObviouslyRedneck - February 29, 2012, 2:27 pm
Oh so true..
Zetmonk - February 29, 2012, 5:46 am
Aww... moms are the best!
mariand - February 28, 2012, 3:47 pm
nice approach...


MISS USA 2011 - Says "Thank you Satan you rock!"

TAGS: miss usa satan you rock
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 22, 2011, 10:19 pm
Maybe she is saying "I love Satan"...
SirPhit - June 22, 2011, 7:18 pm
LOL cloudchaser!!
Budog - June 20, 2011, 2:22 pm
LOL, close enough for me...
Cloudchaser - June 20, 2011, 10:11 am
She may have confused Devil Horns with the deaf handsign for Love



TAGS: laden osama predator missile usa
Rating: 3.89/5

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Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 6:00 pm

alldayfighter - May 3, 2011, 1:06 am
yeah but in the head, not in the left shoulder! uhh is that alien behind predator?


TAGS: bar door permission hellchild
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:14 pm

Brutal, I love this
Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 2:06 pm
Would you like a piece of candAhhhhhhhhhhhh!?
crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:12 pm
she looks mean enough to only want eye teeth.

can't be helped -

TAGS: i ll miss her
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 14, 2014, 1:28 am
it's my happy place
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:20 am
Love when Mr. Gary uses life experience to create 5L masterpieces...has the wifey let you out of the doghouse yet?
Thedge - September 13, 2014, 11:28 am
Heh. Heheheheheh.
Greybeard - September 10, 2014, 11:11 pm
Hahaha. 5LMAO... :)


TAGS: aprchallenge regrets did i miss anything
Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:10 am
Nice one sicko! I know guy from this car club. They have chapters everywhere. 5L
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 9:45 am
I too, regret the things I never did. Her name was Jodie.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 9:42 am
Yes sir!


TAGS: miss opportunity
Rating: 4.67/5

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gas - April 23, 2011, 7:50 pm
thx, i'll do so :)
rerun - April 23, 2011, 7:44 pm

nice, post to motitwist as well

MISSING - 1 Beer Belt. Owner: Agdaniele. Last seen at Motifake Offices. If you have any information please, for the love of god get back to us before Aggy notices.

TAGS: aggy missing beer belt
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:08 pm
If you locate it, take a moment to see if my shoulder holsters are there, too. Please and thank you. Tired of having a mini fridge strapped to me like a backpack. 5L
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 10:19 am
Yeah, that's just the picture from the advertisment for it...Aggy had that thing bristling with the Guiness...His idea of a fanny pack. That way he only had to hit the fridge every 15 minutes...saves time.
pzykosiz - May 21, 2010, 12:51 am
the beer wasn't missing, just the belt
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 12:44 am
Ummm, Aggy doesn't drink whatever generic beer that is. So solly.


TAGS: omission memories fade with time
Rating: 2.9/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
Oh come on now, one more comment s.v.p.? Basically, life's a b****, you choose how you want to live it (regardless of the cards you've been dealt). Now go drink some wine.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 3:09 pm
when you get back, I told you, you didn't listen
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:07 pm
you wanna take me out on a date? I Blushed, and point taken sir :D
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 3:05 pm
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:04 pm
also some of the most accomplished users here have been females, TOC was a respected mod, Claire is the toughest regular around. you know what I say? you like being a victim. that's why you always get victimized.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:03 pm
you could have just as easily worked at walmart, or whatever, but you chose to work in a strip club. and if everyone here sayed everything tough they went through you would be dwarfed, so why don't you keep all that to your self.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:01 pm
you waited strip clubs for 10 years. got ra**d? well tough**** what you want us to cry, and worship you for going through something tough?
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 2:12 pm

further...venting your atittudes in posters (art) is admiralble. venting them in forums is not. social filter. i mean you no malice since you have percieved some type of attack on my part. advice is for you to accept or ignore.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 2:11 pm

wow...perhaps your life experiences have put a filter on your eyes. working in a strip club makes you see nothing but mysoginistic men. you seem to believe applying that to everyone is acceptable. myopic cj.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 1:58 pm
OK, it's been decided, no more beets, good, cause I hate beets. and tofu, no more tofu either. Or Longcat
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 1:57 pm
Silence and acceptance is not ignorance.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:46 pm

i don't believe i've started anything. i've given you support on your poster and advice on how to get along in here. simply put cj its either everyone on this site....or its you. good guys here...all.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 1:45 pm
can we by any chance convince you to drop the leet ??
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:18 pm

all i knew of you was what i saw in your posters. good start for a new contributor. all i read is constant drama. this site reflects real life. i a**ume your personal life is at a stage of turmoil. draw from it to make good posters not to alienate yoursel
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:17 pm

1st...as a child i would have smothered you in care. you're an adult now. we all bear scars but don't broadcast them. social filter. draw from the emotions to make these posters. no need to be in your face with "leet" comments and arrogant attitudes.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 9:54 am
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 9:52 am

graphically powerful. is the text original? score reserverd for your answer.
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 9:51 am
I like it!



TAGS: miss teen south carolina
Rating: 2.73/5

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Untamedfifty - February 4, 2010, 6:54 am
i am from SC and think this is funny

FAIL - You missed the target

TEENAGE BRAINS - missing those parts which are needed for: common sense, spelling, grammar, etc

TAGS: teenage brains spelling grammar missing
Rating: 1.59/5

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Anon - February 18, 2009, 3:20 am
I have both a spelling and grammar section, though i lack an offensive hip-hop/rap section. It makes me smile to be different

Counting His Ribs -

TAGS: thieves mormon missionaries beating homeowner
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 8:56 am
Hilarious a 5er
BobbEdwards - August 28, 2013, 9:11 am
This should be on Religifake too, methinks
PorterRockwell - August 27, 2013, 11:07 pm
This actually occured in Las Vegas NV.
lgvernon - August 27, 2013, 11:05 pm

Is...mmm...FUNNY!! 5Ls


TAGS: white knuckle mission impossible
Rating: 4.94/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 1:52 am
Ha! I'm not the only one who has the reaction to Gordita5.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 8:35 pm
d***, thanks for the visual. I'll give you 5Ls from the bathroom
SLOHAND62 - February 2, 2013, 8:10 pm
"TROUSER CHILI" SNORK I give it 5 wipes
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 4:10 pm
Actually, gripping the wheel gives you super sphincter powers…so I’ve been told
Silverheart - February 2, 2013, 3:47 pm
Eeewww... 5Ls


TAGS: nasa mission control nerds
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - August 8, 2011, 11:18 am
Thanks guys!!
spacedog - August 3, 2011, 10:39 pm
tellitlikeitis - August 3, 2011, 8:43 pm
This should be a 5'er.


TAGS: judge miss ladies toilet
Rating: 4.4/5

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mariand - June 11, 2012, 12:48 pm
hahaha... tricky


TAGS: when airman goes on a secret mission not even chuck norris can find him
Rating: 4.27/5

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Airman - April 2, 2010, 12:13 pm
I hate it when that happens!
Faceplant31 - April 2, 2010, 11:57 am

A PRISON SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR - In Brazil, Inmates See What They Are Missing As They Linger In The Yard


New: wristband will jolt you if you miss gym -


TAGS: missle launcher soldiers
Rating: 3.35/5


TAGS: comic genius i miss john candy
Rating: 3.21/5

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Stenboy - January 8, 2010, 1:25 am
I went to a matinee showing of PT&A with my girlfriend at the time. We brought a Big Gulp from 7-11 that was half C&C and JD. By the time we got to the motel room scene in the movie the Big Gulp was half empty. I never laughed so hard in my life.
union - December 26, 2009, 8:57 pm
One of those movies you can watch every time its on.


TAGS: news sandwich captain missing
Rating: 3.2/5

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spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:42 pm
Whoop! Whoop! Defcon:3 Fox News reports Military has lost a sammich. Scramble the j...wait...reports coming in...his wife ate it. False alarm people. So what was it PB&J? Baloney? Bring the wife in for a debriefing.

YOU RETARDS - The M or W doesn't matter... ...AWESOME has two E's in it!!

TAGS: missing letters
Rating: 2.41/5

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Aj - September 24, 2008, 11:14 am
Hes got a point, awesome ODES have two E's in it. Hence the fail..nice erm work :)

THE S - it's missing

TAGS: the s missing
Rating: 2.26/5

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~~ - July 28, 2008, 3:39 am
Math is the language of science.
lightswitch rave - June 28, 2008, 7:21 pm
Only it's math.

The smallest coffins are the heaviest -

TAGS: miss carla six word stories smallest coffin heaviest
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 2:00 am
Kind of here...longer than a 6 word story ...hope to be back soon.
EmilioDumphque - August 3, 2014, 3:59 pm
Then who the hell could that be? Not Sybie, and probably not Georgie. Ah, maybe Edith's bastard, being raised by the farmer. It's practically a newborn. But Georgie dying would throw the inheritance into doubt again.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 10:35 am
I try...
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 9:59 am
Meant the ‘Miss Carla’ ref. Nice try at evasive ambiguity, though.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 8:19 am
Huh, hope that's not the case. Last poster I made was over 3 months ago. Things get in the way of the internet. Regulars always tend to return.
Silverheart - August 3, 2014, 8:03 am
Why is Carla tagged? Is she really gone for good?
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 5:33 am
It is a story consisting of 6 words. Hence, 6-word-stories. There are more.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 5:32 am
Good eye, it is a screen-grab from that very show... I think. I've never seen the show but the site where I got the picture confirms your thought.
Greybeard - August 2, 2014, 10:57 pm
6 tiny words that say so much. Powerfully sad.
EmilioDumphque - August 2, 2014, 10:34 pm
Looks like Thomas Barrow! Is this a spoiler for the next season of Downton Abbey?
GaryO - August 2, 2014, 9:41 pm
I must ask, what’s with the tag ref, sir Rick?

SEPTEMBER 2, 1945 - Welcome aboard the Surrender Deck

TAGS: uss missouri japan
Rating: 4.82/5

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Faceplant31 - September 2, 2010, 4:34 pm
yes! At least i got ya to look.
Airman - September 2, 2010, 4:25 pm
no i didn't.. but you made me look.. lol it has been that kind of day
Faceplant31 - September 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
You spelled September wrong this time Air. 5L anyways




TAGS: missed it yesterday
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - May 13, 2010, 9:33 pm
Awesome Haar, 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - May 11, 2010, 12:22 pm


TAGS: rs jake missing gone
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sean - July 7, 2010, 1:16 pm
He's starting a mustache farm?


TAGS: i miss winter see you next season
Rating: 4.44/5

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CANADA - March 12, 2010, 9:13 pm
Thanks aggy
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:46 pm
5 inevitable lions.
MO - March 12, 2010, 7:16 pm
Well, it's going to be raining like a mofo here all weekend. Enjoy your BBQ. d*** it.
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 7:13 pm
nothing but ice left here. and a little snow in the shade
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
It has been unseasonably warm for the past week Mo. I'm only a couple hours from CANADA (the greybeard, not the country) and I will be firing up the barbecue and eating on the deck tomorrow night!
MO - March 12, 2010, 7:09 pm
I'm confused. There's like 4 more months of winter up there right? (5 snowblowers BTW)



TAGS: a lot of 5l posters miss the perfect rating due to some 1l bomber
Rating: 3.92/5

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ughomer - July 1, 2012, 1:09 pm
So sad, so true.
BoneCD - July 1, 2012, 8:09 am
*sniff, sniff* reminds me of my childhood. 5L

I LOVE LOS ANGELES - But I do have to admit there are some things I just don't miss

MORMONISM - Accepting of all gods children since 1978.

JAVELIN MISSILE - Better to be safe than sorry...

TAGS: missile rocket gun
Rating: 1.86/5

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aidenpurdie - August 22, 2010, 7:47 pm
thanks for the feedback. just need to try harder dont i?
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 8:56 pm
Sorry man, not real funny or creative

NEITHER CAN YOU - Learn to use apostrophes

TAGS: misspell celebrity
Rating: 1.39/5

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Amaterasu - September 11, 2008, 5:04 pm
Anon - February 22, 2008, 4:15 pm

Stair-stuck -

TAGS: miss priss gets in trouble
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - August 15, 2013, 5:49 am
Hope you didn't break-off a spike heel in this debacle, hun.
MissPriss - August 15, 2013, 1:32 am
Uggie! I swear some days you make me wanna give you a 5L vote. Today is one of those days. Love it.

it's my -

TAGS: birthday missing wife
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 11, 2014, 11:22 pm
I do the same thing every year since my 2nd divorce. Awesome... :)
lgvernon - August 8, 2014, 9:47 pm

Now, how do I make several dummy accounts in order to like this 5 more times. STUPENDOUS!