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Miss Demotivational Poster


YOUR MISSION - Should you choose to accept it


TAGS: mission impossible mind f***
Rating: 4.8/5

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Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:52 am, #229052
Thank god for my friends XD and their insane willingness to do whatever
Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:50 pm, #222185
I teach 8th grade and I'm going to have my students do this to a Substitute.
sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:49 pm, #221841
i wanna do this!
MysteriousWoman5150 - July 22, 2011, 6:24 pm, #221757
Funny as Hell!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2011, 5:33 pm, #221750

nice
Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 2:08 pm, #221741
Sounds like something I'd do...


IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE - Do pencils misspell words ?


TAGS: guns kill kill pencils misspell
Rating: 4.52/5

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mariand - September 5, 2011, 1:32 am, #223955
lol...dude, now I know who is to blame...
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:14 am, #223951
LMAO. Or drugs Ozzy, well never mind that's different...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:11 am, #223949
Yep, the same way a fork makes Rosie O'Donnell fat.


BEST BUDS -


TAGS: ill miss you
Rating: 4.97/5

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forseti - June 21, 2011, 4:01 pm, #220359
nice one!!


1st Contact -


TAGS: indian missionary god sin hell
Rating: 4.06/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 18, 2015, 10:00 pm, #261668
So you wouldn't be cutting off your children's heads in order to apease the good of corn.
boston - April 6, 2015, 3:52 pm, #260682
d*** good question
concern3 - March 13, 2015, 6:02 am, #260359
Excellent 5er


TOOL -


TAGS: missing teeth stupid grin hillbilly
Rating: 4.46/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:18 am, #215993
Agreed .. 5L


JOPLIN TORNADO -


TAGS: joplin missouri tornado rapture
Rating: 2.33/5

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champ99 - May 27, 2011, 9:51 am, #219242
Glad that you came through unscathed Zook. Yes bad timing, I learned the hard way. Also, as I said earlier, I will be in your area visiting friends and family that I have there in Joplin. Have a great weekend!
Dill - May 26, 2011, 11:03 pm, #219227
I "air quote" while I'm talking too. It's so annoying!!
Zook - May 26, 2011, 7:26 pm, #219219
As a proud resident of the Joplin, Mo area, I had the same reaction about the rapture being a little late or whatever. Lucky the only thing I lost was my cable. 5L, solid poster, timing is just a bit off.
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 10:36 am, #219100
lolz
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 10:36 am, #219099
Jeeze, if it offends so many, the mods have my permission to delete it. Even I gave it 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 25, 2011, 7:33 am, #219090
I wouldn't say "No" sacred Cows.......
Dill - May 25, 2011, 12:33 am, #219069
*think
Dill - May 25, 2011, 12:29 am, #219068
It seems to me that there are no sacred cows here on Motifake...the world is fair game and I don't people mean to personally disrespect. When I saw this picture the "rapture" was the first thing I thought of... my heart goes out to all those people.
rerun - May 24, 2011, 8:48 pm, #219055

guess he is jealous. words like "***k" & "****" tell me we are dealing with a juvenile
rerun - May 24, 2011, 8:47 pm, #219054

that the best you have?
pzykosiz - May 24, 2011, 8:16 pm, #219053
bad move dude, bad move
redhalo - May 24, 2011, 8:01 pm, #219050
Someone needs to rapture your ***k and shove it down your throat. Life is short...and so is your I.Q. and probably your ****.
redhalo - May 24, 2011, 8:01 pm, #219049
Someone needs to rapture your ***k and shove it down your throat. Life is short...and so is your I.Q. and probably your ****.
rerun - May 24, 2011, 7:23 pm, #219045

somebody needs a nap, sweet dreams sugerlips.
robomonkey - May 24, 2011, 7:13 pm, #219044
Last thing people need right now. Yeah making fun of someone's dead family member is really great to make fun of. Don't just chill, shut it.
tomtom70 - May 23, 2011, 8:42 pm, #218979
***k
champ99 - May 23, 2011, 7:00 pm, #218968
I have friends and family there also AND am going there this memorial weekend to help them out. Are you? Chill.
rerun - May 23, 2011, 6:42 pm, #218967

he did and this is what he came up with. Chill out or find another place to play. We make fun of everything here, life is too short.
rplouv - May 23, 2011, 5:49 pm, #218959
REALLY !?!?!?!? Why dont you guys go to Joplin (like my brothers and sisters are) and help with the search & rescue efforts..... It is total destruction, many lives lost and very little if no warning at all... put yourself in there place


INCOMPETENCE: - It can happen even if you do your job TOO well....


TAGS: missing camo
Rating: 4.38/5

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AIRMAN - On A Mission From Day One


TAGS: airman fly mission
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:17 pm, #245053
Do you still have the outfit as a momento?
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:25 am, #236906
you even got my good side.. lol
GaryO - June 30, 2012, 7:53 pm, #236836
Figures, always was a poster child.


my wife went shopping yesterday -


TAGS: missing wife men
Rating: 4.79/5

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jonny5 - July 27, 2014, 9:42 pm, #255891
There is a reward for the return of vehicle unharmed.


HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am, #65261
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm, #29003
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm, #29002
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: disappear anyone miss
Rating: 4.62/5

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Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 10:57 am, #225046
Hey LA, I'd miss you :)
tellitlikeitis - October 12, 2011, 10:50 pm, #225026
LA... you're posters are great, but I must say, are so very sad.


SELECTIVE OUTRAGE - Absolute proof that the words spoken do not cause offensive but who is speaking the words causes the offense. Liberal hypocrisy at its finest.


TAGS: liberals obama miss california hypocrisy
Rating: 3.23/5

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Bah - October 23, 2009, 12:27 pm, #129951
This is a prime example of why I hope things will change for the better over the coming decades. As larger sections of the voting population become internet savvy, hypocrisy will be harder and harder to get away with. Here's to the future!
WTFO - September 25, 2009, 1:44 am, #121563
Jack, why does it matter who the people are? I thought we were all equal in the US. The point is that the very same statement was viciously attacked by the left when she said it and ignored when the leftist presidential candidate said it. True hypocrisy.
jackson - September 19, 2009, 12:32 pm, #119695
uh maybe cos hes the f***in president and shes a beauty bimbo?
Zed - September 5, 2009, 2:40 am, #115217
Claire, try "a$sa$sinated"
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:20 am, #115172
I had May on the teaser card.
Claire - September 5, 2009, 1:10 am, #115170
OK, seriously? I can't say, "assassinated?!"
Claire - September 5, 2009, 1:09 am, #115169
I'm surprised he hasn't been a**assinated yet by some neo-nazi.
WTFO - June 25, 2009, 12:40 am, #89702
Mr. Random, thanks for chiming in. You are right on the money. Neither side is perfect but Hollywood and major media outlets believe the POTUS is. The Newsweek editor called Obama God. That is scary and is too close to state run media for my taste.
MrRandom - June 24, 2009, 9:53 pm, #89621
, too many people are simply stupid or ignorant and neither side is flawless.
MrRandom - June 24, 2009, 9:52 pm, #89620
Despite my own liberal views, I agree wholeheartedly with this, and would also like to bring up that there are way too many uninformed on this, Hollywood being a prime example. I recall Sean Penn mentioning new hope for g** marriage with Obama in office
Jmac0585 - June 1, 2009, 4:53 pm, #83617
I'd just like to add that... holy smokes she h**.
LogicDude - May 30, 2009, 3:47 pm, #83101
Back to Sean, I mean Charlie - can I be Bosley?
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 2:32 am, #83047
Sean, your a weird guy. Funny but weird. Haar, fair points but I'm not sure I agree that Wilson was that intelligent.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:26 am, #83041
I don't believe that the party hacks nominate intelligent people. I do believe they nominate people who are pliable & charismatic. Coalition builders. I also believe the last POTUS with any real intelligence was Wilson, but he couldn't build a coa
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:24 am, #83040
So the message gets diluted in the party rhetoric at some point, and these guys are no more than party mouthpieces. If I seem disillusioned, I am. I think I have reason to be, having known some of these guys for forever, and watching them change.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:19 am, #83038
Congressman. I had the honor of having breakfast with the current governor in 2000 the morning after he lost his race for the senate. I've seen every one of these guys become a polished, non-committal politico. It's unfortunate, but it's the system.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:16 am, #83037
My only real position is that the political arena has become dominated by speech writers who excel at making no commitments and the television personalities. Grooming. I saw it in the last 3 governors in my state, the last 3 elected senators, and my
Sean - May 30, 2009, 1:04 am, #83031
But I took the Angels away from all of that. They work for me now, and my name is Charlie. *cue really cool 70's music*
Sean - May 30, 2009, 1:03 am, #83030
WTFO wrote: "They will constantly pass the buck, it's the only way they've gained power. Since they don't have a defendable position, they resort to hate, smear tactics and blame. " ...
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 1:01 am, #83028
BTW, Haar. While Pres Bush was a poor speaker (to be honest Obama is a poor speaker too, but a good reader) the last POTUS was not dumb as you suggest. His policies kept this nation safe from a 2nd attack. How about a little gratitude or r u that hateful?
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:59 am, #83027
was intentional so they could use it in the campaign in 2008. Dems were on the take from Fannie Mae (Dodd, Clinton, Kerry and yes Obama too). They have jammed their socialist agenda right up Lady Liberty's a** and our kids are going to pay the bills.
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:57 am, #83026
they went wild on earmark spending and tied them to projects Pres Bush had to sign (like GWOT spending bills). They also ignored the pending housing and banking market crash that they were warned about by Bush and McCain. I wouldn't be surprised if that
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:55 am, #83025
...and military that Clinton underfunded for 8 years). Also he fought 2 wars to remove the Taliban and the evil dictator Saddam. Also, they had to build DHS. From 2007-2008 the Dems held Congress (by lying and demonizing Bush versus any real position) and
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:54 am, #83024
They will constantly pass the buck, it's the only way they've gained power. Since they don't have a defendable position, they resort to hate, smear tactics and blame. 2001-2006 the Reps spent a lot of tax dollars (partly to rebuild the CIA & milit
Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 2:41 pm, #82657
For example will it be on Dec 15, 2009, that the Dems in power will say, "From now on it's us," or will the continue to pass the buck?
Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 2:39 pm, #82656
Can a Dem or Lib tell me what the official date will be when you can quit blaming Rep and Bush for the current mess? By current, I mean any given moment, as opposed to the financial mess of late 2007-2009.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 2:21 pm, #82654
Much like the current economic woes, though the Republicans had the presidency, they have found a way to avoid responsibility by blaming the Democrats in Congress. Creative, if not entirely accurate. Feh. Responsibility and facts, who needs them?
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 2:17 pm, #82653
Meaning, the Republicans will find another breathing Homer Simpson and win. There is no middle, there is only the whimpering right and the sniveling left. And their followers, NONE of whom claim responsibility.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 2:14 pm, #82652
Fortunately for the Republican Party, Americans have such short attention spans. They'll have forgotten about Bush by 2012. In the 2008 election, the Dems could have put up Britney Spears and won handily. Same thing next election.
Cheech - May 28, 2009, 1:59 pm, #82649
were treated this past election. The Democrats/Liberals are nothing but a bunch of hypocritical nut jobs. Fortunatley they are doing such a piss poor job that I doubt there will be a second term. Probably a number of terms before a Dem wins again.
Cheech - May 28, 2009, 1:56 pm, #82648
current situation with SotoMayor it is great her long road of struggle but it wasn't convenient to point it out for a recent republican appointee (I forget his name) who had a much more storied past it never got mentioned. Never mind the way the women
Cheech - May 28, 2009, 1:49 pm, #82647
This is about as accurate as you can get in an example of what is going on with the majority of the media and it's Leftist influence. They think it is great when it is to their convenience and horrible when someone else says something. Just look at the
WTFO - May 25, 2009, 1:47 am, #81941
I agree with you, Sean. She was sincere and respectful of those who disagree with her position. She didn't deserve the abuse. I still find it strange that those same attackers are silent on the fact that Pres Obama holds the same belief.
Sean - May 25, 2009, 12:08 am, #81927
Just saw her actual quote. She deserved better than to be used or abused as media fodder. Her answer, which I happen to disagree with strongly, was heartfelt and sincere. She even expressed her honest answer with genuine sensitivity.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 6:15 pm, #76711
exact sentiment expressed by any Dem, in this case the Pres, is largely ignored. I think the Far-Left Loons are vicious hate-mongering attack dogs. This was in no way an attack on BHO and shouldn't be viewed as such.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 6:13 pm, #76710
I think he came out of the closet already, but that's neither here nor there. This was intended to point out how this poor woman was brutally attacked for stating the majority opinion in her state (Prop 8) as well as the opinion of BHO, while when the
Sean - April 30, 2009, 6:00 pm, #76709
Maybe I'm just being b****y (sobriety does that to me), but with a closet Marxist in the White House, it just seems that you've got bigger fish to fry.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:54 pm, #76707
Sean, I'm not sure I'm tracking on what your talking about.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:54 pm, #76706
Almost forgot, thanks Sil.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 5:46 pm, #76699
Really? No point too small then, eh?
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:20 pm, #76685
Sean, I put together the pics. So yea, I can believe it.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:20 pm, #76684
Marduke. Are you completely stupid?? They both have the same position on the topic. One has power to set policy but not an utter from the liberal loons. The other has no power and she was viciously attacked by dumbasses like you.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 2:16 pm, #76661
Can you believe someone actually put together the original pic?
Marduke - April 30, 2009, 2:04 pm, #76660
Let's see comparing the two comments where 1 has only made minimal statements and the other has talked at length about what he feels personally as well as what he supports as POTUS, yeah that's the same, you betcha. Conservative stupidity strikes again...
Sil - April 30, 2009, 9:08 am, #76584
Well said-or written in this case.


I met my soulmate she didn't. -


TAGS: six word stories miss met soulmate she
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - August 4, 2014, 11:26 pm, #256059
Out5tanding.
Greybeard - August 4, 2014, 11:15 pm, #256056
The ugly truth...
Rick69 - August 4, 2014, 9:27 pm, #256038
Place the doll in a furnace, "There."
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 7:52 pm, #256034
Show me, on the doll, where it hurts.


THE MIGHTY OAK -


TAGS: oak re submission for this site
Rating: 3.59/5

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The Goat - September 30, 2009, 3:21 am, #122836
I learned this one as: When all your dreams go up in smoke When your rewards are few Remember that the mighty oak Was once a nut like you!


365 FOOLS -




MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - If your mission was to be a complete douche, then yes, mission accomplished indeed.


TAGS: bush mission accomplished douche
Rating: 2.27/5

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Kissbiff - May 24, 2009, 10:08 am, #81820
Wörd!


FLYING - learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.


TAGS: flying throwing ground miss
Rating: 4.32/5

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Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:27 pm, #245826
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy... Nuff' said.
PumaAdder - February 25, 2011, 12:29 am, #213155
Douglas Adams FTW! 5L


YOU ARE IN IRANIAN AIRSPACE - Identify yourself / This is a US Marine F18 I am in Iraqi airspace / Depart now or we launch aircraft / Send em up, I'll wait




DENIED - I thought it was funny, it was not. You denied my submission, thanks alot.


TAGS: denied poem funny motifake submission
Rating: 4.77/5

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rerun - November 28, 2010, 5:37 pm, #204528

The entire tattoo....or just Denied?
Donkasaurus - November 28, 2010, 4:12 pm, #204524
This poster is UNDENIABLY one of the best I've ever seen. 5 lions for you sir!
Cubbybear - September 15, 2010, 1:06 am, #193895
Nice...5 pandas
CleverUserName - September 15, 2010, 12:42 am, #193894
The last time I walked into a church the priest just kinda stared at me...then collapsed..as for the Dark Corner..hrmm...sounds fun, maybe I can mapquest it..
MrRandom - September 15, 2010, 12:35 am, #193893
Don't be afraid of whats in that dark corner. Embrace it. But avoid the voices. They tell you to do bad things. My local church is still pissed off at me.
5150monkeylove - September 15, 2010, 12:22 am, #193892
top notch!
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 12:20 am, #193891
You'll find that the best come from deep inside... not the place that makes people write lame poetry... the other corner... that dark one.
CleverUserName - September 14, 2010, 11:55 pm, #193885
Thanks for the compliments, glad I finally got one people like heh.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 9:52 pm, #193862

this is really good. congrats dude...you learned from the comments rather than timmy'd out. nice!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 8:33 pm, #193843
Rejection only makes us try harder....just ask and transplant recipient.
GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 8:16 pm, #193838
and look what you came back with!! see, aren't you glad? this is a much better caption of the bear expression with this text...5L,
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:07 pm, #193834
Sorry, friend... it happens to everyone. It's subjective, and very hit-and-miss.
tellitlikeitis - September 14, 2010, 8:04 pm, #193831
Ain't that the truth!


ALL ALONE -




MISSING YOU -


TAGS: miss you broken heart away
Rating: 4.1/5

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Reality Lord - October 9, 2011, 12:07 pm, #224855

best way to get over somebody is to get under some body. ...and don't go making that into a poster.


HABITUATION -


TAGS: loneliness company miss
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 8:34 pm, #229647
Awesome.
mariand - July 18, 2011, 4:44 pm, #221528
I like it...
gas - July 12, 2011, 5:39 pm, #221318
thanks!
spacedog - July 12, 2011, 5:36 pm, #221317
Beautiful! 5L


LONELINESS -


TAGS: calendar i miss leo lion
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 1, 2012, 5:46 pm, #239622
Nice one Cavey.
CloudchaserS - October 1, 2012, 11:29 am, #239605
I'm 40 and I still have "Brownie," a plush beagle I adored when I was three.


LAST SUBMISSION -


TAGS: **** submission
Rating: 4.74/5

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Derek - June 9, 2011, 7:43 pm, #219760
Perhaps should have been submitted to "Dig My Dog"


I MISS YOU -




PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.


TAGS: back in my day the controllers were made out of wood and we used them to hit this ball and if you missed you had to go find the ball blah blah blah
Rating: 4.26/5

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Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am, #150280
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that sh** at blocks, much like Space Invaders.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:40 pm, #145400
A little BC skunks can make anything fun! 5 Lions Space!
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 10:56 pm, #145152
Oh yea! old games rock!
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 6:14 pm, #145126
Those classic games can bring hours of injoyment. Aren't they grand?
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 5:59 pm, #145123
OMFG!Skarrde I am so lyke that two!! Pong rocks! I injoy space invaders two. How bout you?
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 3:34 am, #145068
not me! I would injoy it to much!


Gilgamesh -


TAGS: anime fate stay night sword missile launcher
Rating: 3.18/5

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mihawk13 - May 10, 2011, 10:44 pm, #218400
It's from Fate/Stay Night, an anime about a war that takes place every so many years. Gilgamesh is statistically the most powerful warrior in the series. He's also a massive douchebag. I'd like to thank whoever made this though, you are my hero.
culos - February 14, 2011, 7:04 am, #212369
I'm proud to say that I haven't got a clue
mirage183 - February 14, 2011, 3:20 am, #212367
What is this pic from?


SHOOT FOR THE MOON - If you miss, you'll land among the stars.




ELISABETH SLADEN - R.I.P Sarah Jane Smith The T.A.R.D.I.S. is waiting for one more adventure.




I MISS YOU - Sometimes the best memories are sad, because you know they will never happen again.


TAGS: miss you
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - July 1, 2013, 1:50 pm, #247213
Very nice. 5L
Hawamleh - September 11, 2011, 3:12 pm, #224159
Motifakes, fueling my alcoholism since 2010.
Sean - September 11, 2011, 12:24 pm, #224155
Let's see now ... here's what you're doing wrong. A beautiful woman is on her knees and you ... what? Bend down to kiss her? Wow that's some closet you got there ... is it a walk it?
MaxxZ - September 10, 2011, 5:41 pm, #224138
TOUCHING ,,Very!
rerun - September 10, 2011, 10:44 am, #224136

beautiful, post at twist as well
mariand - September 10, 2011, 10:39 am, #224134
nice


MISSION TO THE MOON -


TAGS: mission mormons moon february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.35/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:45 pm, #157895
Ron's a solution man!
sheiksaws - February 3, 2010, 12:47 am, #155870
HAAHAA love this one brother Ron.
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 9:21 pm, #155854
But that would make them Moonies,,,just sayin'
spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:19 pm, #155853
LOL! Nice work Ron, 5Ls. Mormons on the Moon and Jehovahs on...Jupiter?
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:21 pm, #155821
And this from Mr. Utah...5L
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:15 pm, #155818
Don't I wish 5L


THINK NOBODY CARES YOU ARE ALIVE - Try missing a couple of car payments ...


TAGS: nobody cares alive miss payments
Rating: 4.22/5

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440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:47 pm, #221331
even like in the dells when your house washes out o the lake.
Budog - July 12, 2011, 11:22 pm, #221328
That, or don't file or pay your taxes, even if you are dead they will still come after you when it's the government. I just say, well I'll see you in hell...
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:20 pm, #221326
never gets old


SMOKE ANGELS - Courtesy of the US Air Force.


TAGS: air force fighter pilot jet missile vortex smoke angel
Rating: 3.31/5

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lesterinside - January 29, 2010, 8:47 pm, #155219
More Taxes to support US Airforce Artist a**ociation.


HIGGS BOSON - Will speak with you now


TAGS: higgs boson norway missile
Rating: 1.71/5

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agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 7:47 pm, #144535
I know.... a serious rash of them!
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 7:46 pm, #144534
Yes, but it's always nice to see Russian missile failure twice
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 7:42 pm, #144530
Hey, its "lets reuse poster day"!!! YAY!!!!


WHERE DID SHE GO? -


TAGS: missing
Rating: 4.76/5

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concern3 - June 23, 2015, 7:39 am, #261746
sick
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 9:55 pm, #217126
Actually, she jumped first and the others bounced up from the impact.
Iconoclast - April 22, 2011, 9:52 pm, #217124
Her boyfriend arrived and she went off into the woods with him.
Feasibly - April 22, 2011, 9:09 pm, #217121
She just didn't quite get the altitude the others got...her hair is still in jump mode. ;)
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 8:31 pm, #217114
Hey she swung her arms a little...


DEFINITION: BAD DAY - Getting hit by a train AND having your dead carcass flung on top of a transmission pole.


TAGS: deer bad day train transmission pole dead
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:01 pm, #161422
Not that the dead care. Many of the big cats drag their prey into trees. Any puma in that locale?


MARRIAGE -




MR. ANDERSON - escapes yet again.


TAGS: the matrix edited missed
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Bennyhannah

Dairmid - December 28, 2010, 8:02 am, #208471
That's really funny. Thanks for creating.


WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS -


TAGS: cannibals humor missionary
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:08 pm, #241156
Thank you.. : )
Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:07 pm, #241155
Thank you all for the kind comments and rating. : )
MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 9:50 am, #241127
co(religifake)ugh so I can give it another 5L!
ughomer - December 2, 2012, 9:04 am, #241124
Dig that new avatar, Greybeard!


TOMAHAWKS -


TAGS: cruise missle braves fans
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 7:41 pm, #214873
Yessss!


Barroom Literacy -


TAGS: mississippi chico marx spelling bee
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

GaryO - July 21, 2015, 9:04 am, #262072
I think there's enough 'templates'...(just scroll thru my posters and grab some cells)
pzykosiz - July 21, 2015, 8:59 am, #262070
we could almost use a generator for these. or maybe some templates
Oldsod - June 25, 2015, 6:19 pm, #261776
Pfft...all I did was hork your stuff. Pales imitation, at best.
concern3 - June 25, 2015, 5:20 am, #261767
That's wonderful, It does take a master to play the Chico card in this day and age.
GaryO - June 24, 2015, 10:49 pm, #261761
Suddenly a new master....and heir apparent appears... you wear the mantle well, Olsuds


THE MISSING PIECE -


TAGS: world piece peace missing pzy
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

djinnyf - March 29, 2011, 8:03 am, #215468
Beautiful! xx
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:04 pm, #203854
Very nice.5L


MISSING ELF - Santa we have a problem




CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: worst part missing
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

BrokenEye - August 10, 2010, 11:03 pm, #188707
I don't know. A lot of censors make a d*** good effort to let us know EXACTLY what we're missing, while still making us miss it


YOU DIDN'T NEED A PASSPORT - the last time you came to France? Impossible Well Sir, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach There were no Frenchmen to take it


TAGS: mr motifake please scrap the prior with the misspell
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 10:11 pm, #112090
Well, time has changed, old man ! thx anyway


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... - ...here's Miss Afghanistan!


TAGS: miss afghanistan
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by radioactive13

richter - November 6, 2011, 1:23 am, #225596
(translated) "i want peace to all the pixels of our nation...."
Zagato - February 21, 2010, 11:23 pm, #159966
too much skin, what a wh***.


IRANIAN MISSLES - Thank God they're made with Russian parts.


TAGS: iranian missiles russian
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by NetTechGuy

max841982 - December 15, 2010, 6:20 pm, #207065
If they were made in soviet union, US wouldn't exist...
Fucktard - December 24, 2008, 10:45 am, #46444
Russian components, American components... ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!!!
Culos - December 24, 2008, 10:33 am, #46442
First of all these are weapons of a** destruction, secondly the parts came from France.....


THIS LITTLE PIGGIE - WILL BRB.




WTF! -




FLYING - is not dangerous Crashing is dangerous


TAGS: night mission
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2010, 12:16 pm, #198541
God, I hope that's sarcasm.
andnowforme0 - October 16, 2010, 11:57 am, #198538
man if if weren't for gravity, we wouldn't even need airplanes! Stupid gravity!
ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:21 pm, #179428
Yep, I can tell you the cause of d*** near every airplane crash...... Gravity.


IF IT STOPPPED -




BestBuy Employees II -




Saskatchewan Pose -




SOMETIMES - the perfect gift comes along


TAGS: misspriss wine glass
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:08 pm, #240568
No seriously 5L for the poster...luv it!
MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 3:06 pm, #240567
Okay airman....5L for the poster...certainly NOT for giving me just the d*** glass! tee hic


Hug An Aussie -


TAGS: official day australia permission
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 10:25 am, #245369
Looks like a win-win situation for both of you...bahaha.
caveman - April 26, 2013, 12:04 am, #245361
I approve of this day


NEVER GIVE UP -


TAGS: missing you
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

culos - October 15, 2010, 5:40 pm, #198468
He missed her bush and came on her t***?
Airman - October 15, 2010, 5:34 pm, #198466
He mis-bushes her?
Sean - October 15, 2010, 4:10 pm, #198444
No no no. That graffiti is years old. When he wrote that, the tree was not so big, more of a bush, really.
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:43 am, #198419
definitely gonna need to reload, she's a big girl and can take a bullet or two
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 9:35 am, #198416
Is he trying to say that shooting her would not be mistreating her??.....Wait, is she Rosie O'Donnell?
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:32 am, #198414
anexoria, what's your point?...he missed her, reload, fire again
anexboard - October 15, 2010, 6:47 am, #198406
You missed the point. It's a visual. I miss Tree- her. for I mistreat her.


HIGH SCHOOL PRINCESS -


TAGS: miss popular
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

ObviouslyRedneck - February 29, 2012, 2:27 pm, #230358
Oh so true..
ObviouslyRedneck - February 29, 2012, 2:27 pm, #230357
Oh so true..
Zetmonk - February 29, 2012, 5:46 am, #230332
Aww... moms are the best!
mariand - February 28, 2012, 3:47 pm, #230297
nice approach...


IF ONLY THINGS WHERE A BIT EASIER. -




MISS USA 2011 - Says "Thank you Satan you rock!"


TAGS: miss usa satan you rock
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 22, 2011, 10:19 pm, #220431
Maybe she is saying "I love Satan"...
SirPhit - June 22, 2011, 7:18 pm, #220415
LOL cloudchaser!!
Budog - June 20, 2011, 2:22 pm, #220311
LOL, close enough for me...
Cloudchaser - June 20, 2011, 10:11 am, #220304
She may have confused Devil Horns with the deaf handsign for Love


GARY MOORE -




OSAMA BIN LADEN -


TAGS: laden osama predator missile usa
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by uhoh9000

Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 6:00 pm, #218001

lolz
alldayfighter - May 3, 2011, 1:06 am, #217949
yeah but in the head, not in the left shoulder! uhh is that alien behind predator?


FORBIDDEN -


TAGS: bar door permission hellchild
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:14 pm, #197882

Brutal, I love this
Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 2:06 pm, #197822
Would you like a piece of candAhhhhhhhhhhhh!?
crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:12 pm, #197814
she looks mean enough to only want eye teeth.


can't be helped -


TAGS: i ll miss her
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 14, 2014, 1:28 am, #256695
it's my happy place
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:20 am, #256694
Love when Mr. Gary uses life experience to create 5L masterpieces...has the wifey let you out of the doghouse yet?
Thedge - September 13, 2014, 11:28 am, #256681
Heh. Heheheheheh.
Greybeard - September 10, 2014, 11:11 pm, #256651
Hahaha. 5LMAO... :)


REGRETS -


TAGS: aprchallenge regrets did i miss anything
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:10 am, #172537
Nice one sicko! I know guy from this car club. They have chapters everywhere. 5L
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 9:45 am, #172523
I too, regret the things I never did. Her name was Jodie.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 9:42 am, #172522
Yes sir!


LAST CHANCE -


TAGS: miss opportunity
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - April 23, 2011, 7:50 pm, #217175
thx, i'll do so :)
rerun - April 23, 2011, 7:44 pm, #217174

nice, post to motitwist as well


MISSING - 1 Beer Belt. Owner: Agdaniele. Last seen at Motifake Offices. If you have any information please, for the love of god get back to us before Aggy notices.


TAGS: aggy missing beer belt
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:08 pm, #177213
If you locate it, take a moment to see if my shoulder holsters are there, too. Please and thank you. Tired of having a mini fridge strapped to me like a backpack. 5L
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 10:19 am, #177099
Yeah, that's just the picture from the advertisment for it...Aggy had that thing bristling with the Guiness...His idea of a fanny pack. That way he only had to hit the fridge every 15 minutes...saves time.
pzykosiz - May 21, 2010, 12:51 am, #177053
the beer wasn't missing, just the belt
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 12:44 am, #177050
Ummm, Aggy doesn't drink whatever generic beer that is. So solly.


OMISISON -


TAGS: omission memories fade with time
Rating: 2.9/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 8:31 pm, #206551
Oh come on now, one more comment s.v.p.? Basically, life's a b****, you choose how you want to live it (regardless of the cards you've been dealt). Now go drink some wine.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 3:09 pm, #206519
when you get back, I told you, you didn't listen
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:07 pm, #206518
you wanna take me out on a date? I Blushed, and point taken sir :D
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 3:05 pm, #206517
Enough. NEXT COMMENT ON THIS POSTER GETS A TIME OUT.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:04 pm, #206515
also some of the most accomplished users here have been females, TOC was a respected mod, Claire is the toughest regular around. you know what I say? you like being a victim. that's why you always get victimized.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:03 pm, #206514
you could have just as easily worked at walmart, or whatever, but you chose to work in a strip club. and if everyone here sayed everything tough they went through you would be dwarfed, so why don't you keep all that to your self.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:01 pm, #206513
you waited strip clubs for 10 years. got ra**d? well tough**** what you want us to cry, and worship you for going through something tough?
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 2:12 pm, #206504

further...venting your atittudes in posters (art) is admiralble. venting them in forums is not. social filter. i mean you no malice since you have percieved some type of attack on my part. advice is for you to accept or ignore.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 2:11 pm, #206502

wow...perhaps your life experiences have put a filter on your eyes. working in a strip club makes you see nothing but mysoginistic men. you seem to believe applying that to everyone is acceptable. myopic cj.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 1:58 pm, #206499
OK, it's been decided, no more beets, good, cause I hate beets. and tofu, no more tofu either. Or Longcat
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 1:57 pm, #206498
Silence and acceptance is not ignorance.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:46 pm, #206495

i don't believe i've started anything. i've given you support on your poster and advice on how to get along in here. simply put cj its either everyone on this site....or its you. good guys here...all.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 1:45 pm, #206494
can we by any chance convince you to drop the leet ??
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:18 pm, #206490

all i knew of you was what i saw in your posters. good start for a new contributor. all i read is constant drama. this site reflects real life. i a**ume your personal life is at a stage of turmoil. draw from it to make good posters not to alienate yoursel
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:17 pm, #206489

1st...as a child i would have smothered you in care. you're an adult now. we all bear scars but don't broadcast them. social filter. draw from the emotions to make these posters. no need to be in your face with "leet" comments and arrogant attitudes.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 9:54 am, #206441
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 9:52 am, #206439

graphically powerful. is the text original? score reserverd for your answer.
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 9:51 am, #206438
I like it!


SOMEWHERE -




MY FAVORITE COLOR - is clear.


TAGS: miss teen south carolina
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by jefslat

Untamedfifty - February 4, 2010, 6:54 am, #156093
i am from SC and think this is funny


FAIL - You missed the target




TEENAGE BRAINS - missing those parts which are needed for: common sense, spelling, grammar, etc


TAGS: teenage brains spelling grammar missing
Rating: 1.59/5

More motifakes by RnR

Anon - February 18, 2009, 3:20 am, #60459
I have both a spelling and grammar section, though i lack an offensive hip-hop/rap section. It makes me smile to be different


Counting His Ribs -


TAGS: thieves mormon missionaries beating homeowner
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

BobbEdwards - August 28, 2013, 9:11 am, #249133
This should be on Religifake too, methinks
PorterRockwell - August 27, 2013, 11:07 pm, #249124
This actually occured in Las Vegas NV.
lgvernon - August 27, 2013, 11:05 pm, #249123

Is...mmm...FUNNY!! 5Ls


SURGING, BUBBLING, GURGLING -


TAGS: white knuckle mission impossible
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by GaryO

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 1:52 am, #255232
Ha! I'm not the only one who has the reaction to Gordita5.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 8:35 pm, #243099
d***, thanks for the visual. I'll give you 5Ls from the bathroom
SLOHAND62 - February 2, 2013, 8:10 pm, #243097
"TROUSER CHILI" SNORK I give it 5 wipes
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 4:10 pm, #243085
Actually, gripping the wheel gives you super sphincter powers…so I’ve been told
Silverheart - February 2, 2013, 3:47 pm, #243084
Eeewww... 5Ls


NERDS -


TAGS: nasa mission control nerds
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - August 8, 2011, 11:18 am, #222681
Thanks guys!!
spacedog - August 3, 2011, 10:39 pm, #222400
LOL
tellitlikeitis - August 3, 2011, 8:43 pm, #222397
This should be a 5'er.


DON'T JUDGE A MAN... -


TAGS: judge miss ladies toilet
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - June 11, 2012, 12:48 pm, #236161
hahaha... tricky


THE PILL -


TAGS: when airman goes on a secret mission not even chuck norris can find him
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Airman - April 2, 2010, 12:13 pm, #168861
I hate it when that happens!
Faceplant31 - April 2, 2010, 11:57 am, #168859
Nice


A PRISON SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR - In Brazil, Inmates See What They Are Missing As They Linger In The Yard




YUSIF'S FLEA MARKET... -




New: wristband will jolt you if you miss gym -




ECONOMY CLASS - "NEXT TIME, I'M PAYING FOR FIRST CLASS"


TAGS: missle launcher soldiers
Rating: 3.35/5


GREAT THANKSGIVING MOVIES -


TAGS: comic genius i miss john candy
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Stenboy - January 8, 2010, 1:25 am, #151040
I went to a matinee showing of PT&A with my girlfriend at the time. We brought a Big Gulp from 7-11 that was half C&C and JD. By the time we got to the motel room scene in the movie the Big Gulp was half empty. I never laughed so hard in my life.
union - December 26, 2009, 8:57 pm, #148199
One of those movies you can watch every time its on.


SANDWICH ??? -


TAGS: news sandwich captain missing
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by sickartist

spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:42 pm, #145734
Whoop! Whoop! Defcon:3 Fox News reports Military has lost a sammich. Scramble the j...wait...reports coming in...his wife ate it. False alarm people. So what was it PB&J? Baloney? Bring the wife in for a debriefing.


YOU RETARDS - The M or W doesn't matter... ...AWESOME has two E's in it!!


TAGS: missing letters
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by pharoah21

Aj - September 24, 2008, 11:14 am, #22840
Hes got a point, awesome ODES have two E's in it. Hence the fail..nice erm work :)


THE S - it's missing


TAGS: the s missing
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by nalilito002

~~ - July 28, 2008, 3:39 am, #11493
Math is the language of science.
lightswitch rave - June 28, 2008, 7:21 pm, #7453
Only it's math.


The smallest coffins are the heaviest -


TAGS: miss carla six word stories smallest coffin heaviest
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 2:00 am, #256007
Kind of here...longer than a 6 word story ...hope to be back soon.
EmilioDumphque - August 3, 2014, 3:59 pm, #256001
Then who the hell could that be? Not Sybie, and probably not Georgie. Ah, maybe Edith's bastard, being raised by the farmer. It's practically a newborn. But Georgie dying would throw the inheritance into doubt again.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 10:35 am, #255992
I try...
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 9:59 am, #255991
Meant the ‘Miss Carla’ ref. Nice try at evasive ambiguity, though.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 8:19 am, #255989
Huh, hope that's not the case. Last poster I made was over 3 months ago. Things get in the way of the internet. Regulars always tend to return.
Silverheart - August 3, 2014, 8:03 am, #255988
Why is Carla tagged? Is she really gone for good?
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 5:33 am, #255985
It is a story consisting of 6 words. Hence, 6-word-stories. There are more.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 5:32 am, #255984
Good eye, it is a screen-grab from that very show... I think. I've never seen the show but the site where I got the picture confirms your thought.
Greybeard - August 2, 2014, 10:57 pm, #255982
6 tiny words that say so much. Powerfully sad.
EmilioDumphque - August 2, 2014, 10:34 pm, #255980
Looks like Thomas Barrow! Is this a spoiler for the next season of Downton Abbey?
GaryO - August 2, 2014, 9:41 pm, #255979
I must ask, what’s with the tag ref, sir Rick?


SEPTEMBER 2, 1945 - Welcome aboard the Surrender Deck


TAGS: uss missouri japan
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

Faceplant31 - September 2, 2010, 4:34 pm, #191974
yes! At least i got ya to look.
Airman - September 2, 2010, 4:25 pm, #191973
no i didn't.. but you made me look.. lol it has been that kind of day
Faceplant31 - September 2, 2010, 4:20 pm, #191972
You spelled September wrong this time Air. 5L anyways


MISSED OPPORTUNITIES -




BUT MOM HE WANTED SOME JUICE -




ABANDONMENT -


TAGS: missed it yesterday
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - May 13, 2010, 9:33 pm, #175952
Awesome Haar, 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - May 11, 2010, 12:22 pm, #175639
Excellent!


R S JAKE -


TAGS: rs jake missing gone
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by rerun

Sean - July 7, 2010, 1:16 pm, #183585
He's starting a mustache farm?


SECOND CHANCES -


TAGS: i miss winter see you next season
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by CANADA

CANADA - March 12, 2010, 9:13 pm, #164235
Thanks aggy
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:46 pm, #164194
5 inevitable lions.
MO - March 12, 2010, 7:16 pm, #164132
Well, it's going to be raining like a mofo here all weekend. Enjoy your BBQ. d*** it.
CANADA - March 12, 2010, 7:13 pm, #164128
nothing but ice left here. and a little snow in the shade
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:12 pm, #164126
It has been unseasonably warm for the past week Mo. I'm only a couple hours from CANADA (the greybeard, not the country) and I will be firing up the barbecue and eating on the deck tomorrow night!
MO - March 12, 2010, 7:09 pm, #164123
I'm confused. There's like 4 more months of winter up there right? (5 snowblowers BTW)


CINCO DE MAYO WITHOUT AGGY -




INSPIRED BY THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE -


TAGS: a lot of 5l posters miss the perfect rating due to some 1l bomber
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by motifayk

ughomer - July 1, 2012, 1:09 pm, #236869
So sad, so true.
BoneCD - July 1, 2012, 8:09 am, #236860
*sniff, sniff* reminds me of my childhood. 5L


I LOVE LOS ANGELES - But I do have to admit there are some things I just don't miss




MORMONISM - Accepting of all gods children since 1978.




JAVELIN MISSILE - Better to be safe than sorry...


TAGS: missile rocket gun
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by aidenpurdie

aidenpurdie - August 22, 2010, 7:47 pm, #190427
thanks for the feedback. just need to try harder dont i?
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 8:56 pm, #189701
Sorry man, not real funny or creative


NEITHER CAN YOU - Learn to use apostrophes


TAGS: misspell celebrity
Rating: 1.39/5

More motifakes by AAP

Amaterasu - September 11, 2008, 5:04 pm, #20536
I'M IMORTALIZED! IT'S SO CLOSE FROM THE ORIGINAL PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!
Anon - February 22, 2008, 4:15 pm, #1009
lawl.


Stair-stuck -


TAGS: miss priss gets in trouble
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - August 15, 2013, 5:49 am, #248664
Hope you didn't break-off a spike heel in this debacle, hun.
MissPriss - August 15, 2013, 1:32 am, #248659
Uggie! I swear some days you make me wanna give you a 5L vote. Today is one of those days. Love it.


it's my -


TAGS: birthday missing wife
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greybeard - August 11, 2014, 11:22 pm, #256162
I do the same thing every year since my 2nd divorce. Awesome... :)
lgvernon - August 8, 2014, 9:47 pm, #256113

Now, how do I make several dummy accounts in order to like this 5 more times. STUPENDOUS!


An only son, a folded flag -


TAGS: six word stories miss son folded flag
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - August 6, 2014, 7:17 am, #256086
But, but I've been making a poster everyday for the last few days now...
MissPriss - August 6, 2014, 1:57 am, #256081
Typical slick rick...rarely throws a poster out here and d***ed if it isn't always 5L material.
Greybeard - August 6, 2014, 12:06 am, #256077
Simply awesome. I wish I could give 10Ls. Fav'd
GaryO - August 5, 2014, 8:29 pm, #256073
Ohhhhhh, ‘flaaaag’. Heh, thought it was ‘an oily son of old dead fag’…wunner where those reading glasses are…


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